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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:54

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do flat earthers exist?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Who is someone that inspires you?

HELLO

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Yes sir it is.

Why do Trump supporters believe Trump should deport the immigrants? These people you call "illegal immigrants" have lived here for many years, they have houses, jobs, how can you think they will just go back to their country, where they have nothing?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.